The blog fundamentals

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T. It goes « tuh ». Anyone who laughs […]

The importance of SEO

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, « To Kill A Mockingbird, » and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure […]

The birth of a new brand

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! […]
Insane in the Mainframe
All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always […]